Hurricanes re-named....

Please forgive me....... this is not politically correct;
however...it be true!

It appears our African-American friends have found yet something else
to be pissed about.

A black congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of
hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer some
names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha,
Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the weather reports
to be broadcast in Language that street people can understand because
one of the problems in New Orleans is that regular folks couldn't
understand the seriousness of the situation due to the racially biased
language of the weather report.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in Houston says…

"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like
Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo'
chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment
office fo yo FREE shit!"