Blind man

A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake.    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.  After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you  wanna  hear a blonde joke?'    The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,  the  woman next to him says,  'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is  only  fair -- given that you are blind, that you should know five  things:    
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.  
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.  
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.  
4.  The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.  
 5.  The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.    


'Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that  joke'    
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,    'Nah... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.