During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:'Michael, if you
were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you
tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a
minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.What
about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's
better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted
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