staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is
one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who
understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the
purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra
advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written
for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight
variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
'Top 10 List.' With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the
week went very well for every one!
The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, the quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be
there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your pee pee. This is your pee pee on drugs.
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