right and left

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money
from you. 'I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to
open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting
for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy
and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there
is a thank you card and several different books, such as "How to
Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and
leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are three
dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
left and right.